- Little girl I'm babysitting: BROTHER YOU'RE STUPID.
- Me: hey. Don't say that.
- Little girl: WELL I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO LIE TO HIM.
It’s nine in the morning. The kids are usually up by now. They aren’t. Time for a nap.
I’m le tired as well. And I have to babysit again. I don’t know why I’m complaining. I have to do this all summer.
The random ass Adventure Time texts he sends me make my day and I hate it.





